Viagra - new slogans

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 05-Apr-2006 20:06:00

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)

When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created aTop Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.

The Top Ten Were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And The Unanimous Number One Slogan:
1. This is your winkie. This is your winkie on drugs.

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 06-Apr-2006 18:16:58

Good one. I think I might have added "Viagra, the gift that keeps on giving."

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 07-Apr-2006 8:32:30

Yes, that would have been a good one too. LOL

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 09-Apr-2006 21:16:38

i was thinking the same thing, lol.